JC, “I tell you all embarrassing crap about me >:(“

me, “You do! and i love it all :D hahah”

JC, “wow.”

Me, “Be flattered, I don’t tell anyone :)”

JC, “Im scared. You know too much. Damn my big ass mouth.”

Me, “hahaha i know a good amount :) Do you know anything about me? ha”

Jc, “Yeah! You love ____, You had two exact Ex’s, You liked ____ , I know where you live so i can stage attack you, You have an older sister the same age as me”

WOW. I SWEAR. HAHAH. TROLL TO THE MAX. I’m not telling him anything about who I like anymore LOL.

me, “I finally watched Iron Man and watched until the ending when nick furry shows! I get it now! The avengers :p I think I want to be iron man now so with out the suit I can be a philanthropist, playboy, and millionaire :)”

situ, “lol u want to be in playboy?”

me, “haha that would catch your eye and point that out!”

situ, “Did you know that most people only remember the first and last things that are said/texted? That was in your last sentence :/”

me, “So this is how you saw it, ‘I watched iron man! blah blah blah blah. I want to be a blah blah playboy blah :)”

situ, “Don’t forget millionaire ;P”

hahah he would. :) 

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iamqueenofthelesbians:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

^^^^

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matt-posts:

She funny though

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SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSLY AMAZING RIGHT NOW.

I have the most indescribable, funny, crazy, wonderfully blessed people in my life at this moment. 

I AM DEFINITELY BLESSED. THAT IS ALL. 

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The other day I’m talking to my friend Chino and I FREAKIN’ realized. I put video games on hold for 2 years. WTH. 

I also realized, I’m more of a fighter video game type:

TEKKEN, BLOODY ROAR, RIVAL SCHOOL, SOUL CALIBUR, DEAD OR ALIVE, CAPCOM VS. SNK, STREET FIGHTER, MORTAL COMBAT. TO THE MAX.

MMORPG <—- not my thing or shooting games like C.O.D or Battlefield.. naw naw.

Maybe…

Man, i’m missing out on online gaming via consol.

If i ever get an account name it’s gunna be: soaringeagleTOTHEMAXASS